Digital Jesters Gifts

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Hardware and software

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Giggle.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Nanopsychiatry.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Cyber crime.

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

Computer clown.

Cow Printer

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'