Digital Jesters Mugs

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Hardware and software

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Nanopsychiatry.

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Cyber crime.

Computer clown.

Cow Printer

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

Computer cables as fire ladder.