Digital Age Jesters Mugs

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

Hardware and software

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Twitter that!

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Giggle.

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Nanopsychiatry.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Pumping up wig in blender.

Texting Rodeo Clown

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'It certainly is a big one!'

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

'Oh good! You fetched a printout of the internet version of the newspaper.'

'We do savings and cheque, not twitter accounts!'

"We talk all the time."

'When my kids get out of line, I threaten to start a 'My Space' page and invite their friends.'