Digital Age Jesters Pillows

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

Hardware and software

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Nanopsychiatry.

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Pumping up wig in blender.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'It certainly is a big one!'

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"We talk all the time."

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

'Oh good! You fetched a printout of the internet version of the newspaper.'

'We do savings and cheque, not twitter accounts!'

'Internet troll, right?'