Digital Era Jester Pillows

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Hardware and software

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Bad Interview Technique

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Nanopsychiatry.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Work's been really hard."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"