Internet Jesters Gifts

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

Cyber crime.

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

Charlie Shared a Post

Computer clown.

Farce Book

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."