Digital Jester Gifts

Hardware and software

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Not tonight, dear. I have carpal-tunnel syndrome.

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Vacation Mobile

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Nanopsychiatry.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Wow. Most colleagues I work with just use stress balls."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."