Viral Joker Gifts

Travel Bans for South Africa

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Get crazy once in a while

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

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Vacation Mobile

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

A clown & his clone.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Restroom Practical Joke.