Digital Joker Gifts

'Clean up your room and stop telling your brother he's an app you downloaded to do the job.'

'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'

'Oh, great! ? When I bought the computer, the salesman downloaded himself into it!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'When I fainted, the contents of my smartphone flashed before my eyes.'

Out Box - "I think he used to work in computers."

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

"I love butt-dialing as a practical joke. It drives him crazy!"

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Vacation Mobile

"Mmm, Spam."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"You mean you haven't seen my status update? I photoshopped a beard on all my pictures."

Fittd shēt

Hardware and software

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Internet Cafe.

Prisoner still life painting.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Tell Figgis I'm busy.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

Nanopsychiatry.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

One Person Meeting in Progress

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."