Technology Joker Pillows

'I'll call you back when I've pulled over.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Fittd shēt

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Prisoner still life painting.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Vacation Mobile

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"You're on mute."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Turnkey Totalitarianism

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Party Schools...

Google signwriter.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.