Innovation Jokers Pillows

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

Artist Painting his Television.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'The only way you can become a millionaire by investing in savings accounts, is to invest millions in savings accounts.'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"There's a fly in my soup."

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Colouring fun

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

"Bluetooth costs extra."

'...I've decided on our efficiency slogan - 'Just do the Business - Eliminate Waste.''

E-Vote

STRIP Hambone: Safety on your PC

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'