It Jokers Pillows

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Photobooth Photobomb

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

Musical Accidents

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

"There's a fly in my soup."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

I need something to hold my tummy in

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

"Was it something I said?"

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Roger's computer crashes.