School Jokers Pillows

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

'You got straight A's? -- I thought that A's were little triangley things.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

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"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Giggle.

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'What's our exit strategy?'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

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