School Jokers Pillows

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

'You got straight A's? -- I thought that A's were little triangley things.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

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'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'What's our exit strategy?'

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'