Schooltime Jokers Pillows

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'What's our exit strategy?'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Final Exams Today

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.