School Time Joker Pillows

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

Final Exams Today

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'No, Jacob. None of the classes this year require 3D glasses.'

"I got caught using spell check during our spelling test!"

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."