School Time Joker Gifts

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

Steadman - The Early Years.

The End is Night

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

Final Exams Today

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'No, Jacob. None of the classes this year require 3D glasses.'

"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."