Bedtime Joker Gifts

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

The End is Night

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Bed Seasons

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

"Read it again, Daddy!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

Menage a Paws.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

"I slept funny!"

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"