Bedtime Joker Gifts

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"I slept funny!"

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Menage a Paws.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

Bedtime Reading

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'