Bedtime Warrior Gifts

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

Man Sleeping - YYYWAITFORIT

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

Burning the midnight oil.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Working hours.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Pull an all-nighter?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The modern generation!

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Father nursing his sick child

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Stop hogging the sheets

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Quicksands of time

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Sleeping masks

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

The End is Night

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Must you bring your work to bed?"