Bedtime Battlers Gifts

Looking for a gift for bedtime battlers? Find witty and entertaining items that turn bedtime chaos into chuckles. Perfect for kids who resist sleep or parents who need a lighthearted touch to the nightly routine. These playful gifts add humor and charm to the usual bedtime battles, creating smiles and easing tension at the end of the day.

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Parents sleeping with a new baby. mockup

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

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'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!' mockup

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

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'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.' mockup

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

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"Go to bed!""No!"

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.' mockup

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

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"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

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The Forever Stamp

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'Cover me... I'm going in.'

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'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...' mockup

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

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"Houston, we have a problem!"

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'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.' mockup

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

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'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?' mockup

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

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"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring." mockup

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

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Center For Sleep Deprivation

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"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?" mockup

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

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'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...' mockup

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

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A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays mockup

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

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"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts." mockup

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

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'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.' mockup

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

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Sleeping masks

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'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.' mockup

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

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'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.' mockup

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

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'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.' mockup

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

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"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!" mockup

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

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Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target. mockup

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

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Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin. mockup

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

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Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all. mockup

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

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'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.' mockup

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

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'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?' mockup

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

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A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep mockup

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

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"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally." mockup

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

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'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.' mockup

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

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"Many, many news cycles ago..."

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"But I'm not even tir..."

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Bedtime Battlers Gifts Collection

Bedtime Battlers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the nightly bedtime battles with humor and wit—ideal for parents or kids who love a good laugh at bedtime.

Bedtime Battlers Pillows

Comfort and comedy combine in our playful pillows—great for kids who need a cozy nudge to drift off and parents who enjoy a good laugh.

Bedtime Battlers Prints

Bring humor into the bedroom with fun prints that acknowledge the nightly struggles, making bedtime a bit more lighthearted and charming.

Bedtime Battlers T-Shirts

Find hilarious t-shirts that turn bedtime resistance into a fun statement. Perfect for kids or parents who want to wear their bedtime battles proudly.