Bedtime Warriors Gifts

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'You don't realise how big the children are getting until you try to get them to go to bed!'

'Yoo hoo we're home! Have any trouble getting him off to bed?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

The modern generation!

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Stop hogging the sheets

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bedtime Reading

"Which side do you want?"

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Knights of the Coffee Table

Bed time stories

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

'Memo to the wife...'

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."