Nighttime Warriors Gifts

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

The modern generation!

'They say women are the weaker sex, but have you ever tried getting a duvet off your wife at three in the morning?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

"Dunhomin"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

At home with the movie-wreckers

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

'You don't realise how big the children are getting until you try to get them to go to bed!'

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

'Yoo hoo we're home! Have any trouble getting him off to bed?'

Behind the 8 Ball

Fanfare for the Common Cold

REALITY

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"Sleeping through the night is for losers."

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

BINGO Billiards

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."