Midnight Warrior Gifts

REALITY

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Dunhomin"

Glastonbury. After.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

I hate monday mornings.

The modern generation!

Business man sees himself as a shark

Midnight Basketball

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Game Addiction

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Pete Bog

Bridezilla

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

Yawn

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'