Midweek Warrior Gifts

"This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

I hate monday mornings.

Circus Act

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Monday around 9PM.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

The Walk of Shame

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"