Monday Morning Warrior Gifts

'This has got to be a Monday.'

"No, really, I've been up for hours."

I hate monday mornings.

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Do not feed the clerks.

"Dunhomin"

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Awake and doing great"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"I hope your day is going bad."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

A spider meal prepping

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Stu's not a morning person."