Morning Mood Warrior Gifts

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Awake and doing great"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

"Stu's not a morning person."

Human mood

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

I know what you mean

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Cactus Alarm.

In Tray and Out Tray

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'