Morning Mood Warrior Gifts

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Stu's not a morning person."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Cactus Alarm.

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

In Tray and Out Tray

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.