Morning Mood Gifts

Mrs. Coffee

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

The coffee's not working.

Alarmistclock

Getting through the week.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Rooster

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning