Monday Mood Gifts

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I hate Mondays.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Monday morning is nigh.

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

"How was your day?"