Monday Optimist Gifts

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I think I can". (train)

Getting through the week.

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"It looks brighter over there!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Monday morning is nigh.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."