Morning Optimist Gifts

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

'He could be a money spider - Have you checked the lottery?'

Mary is an optimist. Every morning she would wake up hoping this will be the day when Tony Abbott would not say something embarrassing.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Always expect the best

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Try not to worry.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

To Stock Exchange

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

Doom & Gloom

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'