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"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

'He could be a money spider - Have you checked the lottery?'

Mary is an optimist. Every morning she would wake up hoping this will be the day when Tony Abbott would not say something embarrassing.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Always expect the best

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Try not to worry.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Coronovirus dreams