Chronic Optimist Gifts

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

That shows business confidence.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I love your optimism."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Infinity Tavern

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?