Eternal Optimist Gifts

Complaints and Gratitude.

Sisyphus' baseball game

"A tiny speck of hope!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'

'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'How's your infinity project going?'

'I admire your persistence doctor. But face it. You've lost this patient.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'At least it's a dry heat'

"The doctors never gave up."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'What I lack in experience I make up for in wildly unrealistic self-confidence.'

'On the bright side, the dry heat really seems to be helping my arthritis.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Your glass is half full!'

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

The Optimist

Pollyanna in Hell.

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"The nice thing about being a stem cell is that we can be anything we want when we grow up."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'