Eternal Optimist Gifts

Complaints and Gratitude.

Sisyphus' baseball game

"A tiny speck of hope!"

Think positive.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'

'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'

'How's your infinity project going?'

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'I admire your persistence doctor. But face it. You've lost this patient.'

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"The doctors never gave up."

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'At least it's a dry heat'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'What I lack in experience I make up for in wildly unrealistic self-confidence.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'On the bright side, the dry heat really seems to be helping my arthritis.'

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Your glass is half full!'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Pollyanna in Hell.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."