Chronic Optimist Pillows

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

That shows business confidence.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I love your optimism."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Cupid

The Death of the Blues

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...