Monday Motivation Gifts

Monday Hurdle

'This has got to be a Monday.'

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"I think you just invented Monday."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'Thought for the day - Go back to bed.'

"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."

'Thank God it's Monday.'

Get up and go

'Everyone's got the Monday morning blahs. Go put ‘Flight of the Bumblebee' over the intercom.'

'Thank goodness it's Monday huh?'

Workaholic

Go! Means NOW!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Monday morning is nigh.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."