Weekday Motivation Gifts

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Go! Means NOW!

Friday

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Just Because it's Tuesday

Get up and go

A spider meal prepping

The 6 A.M. News Team

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Every Day is a Gift

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Wednesday wave.'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Workaholic

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'