Daily Motivator Gifts

Every Day is a Gift

'Give them hell, dear - don't forget you're numero uno!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Get up and go

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Fat Britain

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Workaholic

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'