Monday Survivalist Gifts

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

Monday morning is nigh.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Just a little seasoning...

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Drawing on an island.

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

Starving explorer.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.