Morning Survivalist Gifts

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Arf! Arf!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Yes, I'm alone."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Working Environment

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Monday morning is nigh.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?