Monday Morning Survivor Gifts

He was having his usual good time on Monday morning.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

I hate monday mornings.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Monday morning is nigh.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'I hate Mondays!'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

"No, really, I've been up for hours."

'I hate Mondays!'

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"