
"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."
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"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."
Back to work...
I hate monday mornings.
We Have A Lot To Cover.....
"How about a little more coffee?"
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'
I am coffee and I need more coffee
"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"
'Gravity wins - again.'
"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
Eye Opener
'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'
'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'
'Was the class too early for you?'
Alarm
"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."
Monday Checklist.
"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."
Mondays...
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
Monday 5:30 am
"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
'Was the interview too early for you?'
'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'
"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."
George was not a morning person.
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
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