Monday Morning Struggler Gifts

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

Back to work...

I hate monday mornings.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Gravity wins - again.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Eye Opener

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Alarm

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

Monday 5:30 am

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."