Morning Struggles Gifts

"It's time for Eric's jump start to the day."

Back to work...

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Good morning!'

Breakfast of Champions

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning

'Was the class too early for you?'

In the Days Before Coffee

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."