Morning Challenges Gifts

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Back to work...

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Alarm

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

In the Days Before Coffee

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

Monday 5:30 am

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'