Morning Challenges Mugs

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Back to work...

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Discomfort zone.

'Gravity wins - again.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

In the Days Before Coffee

'Was the class too early for you?'

Alarm

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

George was not a morning person.

"One of you will have to remain behind."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

Monday 5:30 am