Morning Routine Challenger Mugs

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

In the Days Before Coffee

Bad Hair Day

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"One of you will have to remain behind."

Morning Routine

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

Standoff

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

'It's going to be a long school year...'

'You've got mail.'

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."