Morning Routine Rebel Mugs

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

French Early Bird

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

'Think' 'But not too much'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.