Morning Routine Skeptics Mugs

Showered, Shaven.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"It's time to wake up!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."