Morning Routine Rebel Gifts

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

So Far So Good

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Think' 'But not too much'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

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