Daily Routine Rebel Gifts

I guess it's gonna be one of those days.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Kids' energy levels

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Please don't go!"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

RETIREMENT VOWS

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

My Day - elevator magazine

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"