Daily Routine Celebration Gifts

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Friday

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

My Day - elevator magazine

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

'You've got mail.'

A day in the life of a cow.

"I've been to the office..."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"And don't try to be a hero."

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

Washing Face

Looking for Inspiration

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

'Well, normally a cup of hot tea in the morning is a good thing, but...'

Every day is groundhog day.