Daily Routine Survivor Gifts

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

A usual day.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"He misses his commute ."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

Plain ol' me.